1000 reasons to hate Man United (scum)
Somebody bet that I could not come up with 1000 reasons why they are so universally hated. I'm going to prove him wrong.
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Reason #61: This troll being nicknamed “The White Pele” - I must have missed him score over 1,000 League goals.
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THURSDAY NIGHTS. CHANNEL 5.
Yet again, some crybabies decided to report me and Tumblr threatened to SHUT ME DOWN. I will not be moved.
I have so many more reasons bursting to be posted, so unless some more bitter Mancs decide to report me again, I will make it to 1,000 reasons.
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Reason #60: Whiskeynose blocking Kuszczak’s move to Leeds because we beat his troll’s team 3-2 the week before.
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Reason #59: This awful advert. Rooney’s acting in particular is somewhat lacking.
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Reason #58: Because the philandering Ryan Giggs can’t keep it in his pants, and decided to butter his brother’s missus’ muffin. Classy.
Submitted by David
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Hey guys, sorry I’ve not been updating.
Tumblr blocked this account, on the premise that it was offensive in nature.
So, whichever scum fan reported me. Chew on this you ballbag:
Regular updates will start again today.
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UNITEDReason #56: How everybody calls them “United”, even though there are 14 other Uniteds in the Premiership and Football League.
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Reason #55: How they are frothing at the mouth about this tackle, even though Scholes and Keane were doing it for the best part of 15 years.
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Reason #54: How Bryan Robson’s blatant disregard for the health of British football has been swept under the carpet.)
(submitted by rincks)
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